Breaking Hearts and Blasting Farts
Breaking Hearts and Blasting Farts
Cranky Tees are super soft t-shirts that feature a unique graphic for a comfortable, stylish vintage look. The lightweight fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt. When you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.
Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha.
I use super soft, and high quality tees.
Bella Canvas: White, Peach (sometimes Cream Substitute) 52/48 Cotton/Poly
Next Level: Heather Gray, Minty Sage, Light Blue, Army Green, Mauve, Vintage Gold, Espresso, Black 65/35 Cotton/Poly
Delta-Cream, Lilac, Pine Tree 65/35 Cotton/Poly
Stock of shirts fluctuates occasionally. My brands will occasionally be substituted with a comparable item.
For sizing guides see product images.
Shirts are unisex sizing.
I am 5’9” and 140 lbs. I wear a women’s medium. So for a fitted look, I size it down to a unisex small or if I want it more loose I go with a unisex medium.
Men order your usual size.
Each one of my t-shirts is made to order. I only accept returns or exchanges on a flawed item.
Care Instructions:
-Wash the tee inside out on cold. (it's recommended, but I never do :)
-Dry on low heat.
-Do not bleach.
Collapsible row
Collapsible row
Sizing Chart
Sizing for T-Shirts:
Bella Canvas: White, Peach (sometimes Cream Substitute) 52/48 Cotton/Poly
Next Level: Heather Gray, Minty Sage, Light Blue, Army Green, Mauve, Vintage Gold, Espresso, Black 65/35 Cotton/Poly
Delta-Cream, Lilac, Pine Tree 65/35 Cotton/Poly
Stock of shirts fluctuates occasionally. My brands will occasionally be substituted with a comparable item.
Sizing for Long Sleeve Tees:
Delta- White, Light Gray, Heathered Gray 65/35 Cotton/Poly
Stock of shirts fluctuates occasionally. My brands will occasionally be substituted with a comparable item.
Sizing for Sweatshirts:
Tan & Ash Gray (Jerzees or Gildan or Port & Co.): Unisex options are 50% polyester 50% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry.
J America Burnout Hoodie: Women's fit and unisex options are 55% cotton, 45% polyester burnout fabric. Acid washed with silicone finish. This garment color intentionally burns out with each wash for a unique and chic look.
Light Gray Sportek: Women's fit and unisex options are 75/13/12 poly/cotton/rayon with amazing posicharge tri-blend softness, color-locking posicharge technology, and moisture-wicking performance making this hooded pullover ideal for athletes and fans. This is available in unisex and women's fit.
My brands will occasionally be substituted with a comparable item.