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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI use super soft, and high quality tees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBella Canvas: White, Peach  52\/48 Cotton\/Poly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNext Level: Heather Gray, Minty Sage, Light Blue, Army Green, Mauve, Vintage Gold, Espresso, Black  65\/35 Poly\/Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShirts are unisex sizing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach one of my t-shirts is made to order. 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