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Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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It would also be cute for Christmas Jammies as well.  You can layer this shirt with a cardigan or flannel and jeans or sweat pants:) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCranky Tees are super soft t-shirts that feature a unique graphic for a comfortable, stylish vintage look. The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. They are stretchy, light and soft. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI use super soft, and high quality tees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhite- Bella Canvas, Silver- Next Level, Heather Gray- Next Level, Minty Sage- Next Level, Light Blue- Next Level, Army Green- Next Level, Mauve- Next Level, Vintage Gold- Next Level, Cream- Delta, Peach- Tultex Black-Next Level\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eStock of shirts fluctuates occasionally. 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These Christmas gnomes are a must have for the holidays. These little gnomes are so cute and sure to complete your festive outfit this year.  You can layer this shirt with a cardigan or flannel and jeans or sweat pants:)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCranky Tees are super soft t-shirts that feature a unique graphic for a comfortable, stylish vintage look. The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. They are stretchy, light and soft. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI use super soft, and high quality tees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhite- Bella Canvas, Silver- Next Level, Heather Gray- Next Level, Minty Sage- Next Level, Light Blue- Next Level, Army Green- Next Level, Mauve- Next Level, Vintage Gold- Next Level, Cream- Delta, Peach- Tultex Black-Next Level\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eStock of shirts fluctuates occasionally. My brands will occasionally be substituted with a comparable item. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI am 5’9” and 140 lbs. I wear a women’s medium. 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Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. They are stretchy, light and soft. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI use super soft, and high quality tees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhite- Bella Canvas, Silver- Next Level, Heather Gray- Next Level, Minty Sage- Next Level, Light Blue- Next Level, Army Green- Next Level, Mauve- Next Level, Vintage Gold- Next Level, Cream- Delta, Peach- Tultex Black-Next Level\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eStock of shirts fluctuates occasionally. My brands will occasionally be substituted with a comparable item. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI am 5’9” and 140 lbs. I wear a women’s medium. So for a fitted look, I size it down to a unisex small or if I want it more loose I go with medium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShirts are unisex sizing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWomen, for a baggy or loose fit, order your usual size. For a fitted look, order a size down. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eMen order your usual size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eEach one of my t-shirts is made to order. I only accept returns or exchanges on a flawed item. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e-Wash the tee inside out on cold. 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This classic design is a timeless addition to the Cranky Tees Freedom Collection! The 4th of July is one of my favorite holidays. The barbeques, the fireworks and the celebration of our great country's freedom. This shirt is available on multiple colors to suit your style.  \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy tees are super soft, and super light for the heat of the 4th of July festivities.  They are a soft poly\/ cotton blend for faster drying and breathability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe benefit of a Cranky Tee is that I use sublimation. This means the ink fuses directly to the fabric of the shirt. Even with a full color large graphic, you cannot even feel it. No scratchy or thick transfers that peel or crack. Always super soft with our signature vintage prints. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy shirts are Unisex sizing. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am 5'9\" and 140 lbs. I wear a women's Medium. So for a fitted look, I size down to a unisex small, or if I want it more loose I go Medium. Men order usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to covid, supply chains of each brand vary and sometimes go out of stock for months at a time.  So I occasionally I use a variety of soft tees. All of my tees are the same sizing and polyester\/cotton content and quality.  I use Next Level, Tultex and Delta and George.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach one of my t-shirt is made to order. 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This classic design is a timeless addition to the Cranky Tees Freedom Collection and is perfect for men, women, and youth! The 4th of July is one of my favorite holidays. The barbeques, the fireworks and the celebration of our great country's freedom. This shirt is available on multiple colors to suit your style.  \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy tees are super soft, and super light for the heat of the 4th of July festivities.  They are a soft poly\/ cotton blend for faster drying and breathability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe benefit of a Cranky Tee is that I use sublimation. This means the ink fuses directly to the fabric of the shirt. Even with a full color large graphic, you cannot even feel it. No scratchy or thick transfers that peel or crack. 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This classic design is a timeless addition to the Cranky Tees Freedom Collection and is perfect for men, women, and youth! The 4th of July is one of my favorite holidays. The barbeques, the fireworks and the celebration of our great country's freedom. This shirt is available on multiple colors to suit your style.  \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy tees are super soft, and super light for the heat of the 4th of July festivities.  They are a soft poly\/ cotton blend for faster drying and breathability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe benefit of a Cranky Tee is that I use sublimation. This means the ink fuses directly to the fabric of the shirt. Even with a full color large graphic, you cannot even feel it. No scratchy or thick transfers that peel or crack. 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The days are shorter and there is a crispness in the air! These cute little buddies will be the perfect addition to your fall wardrobe. Pair will a cozy flannel and your favorite jeans and boots. This super soft tee is perfect for layering and will keep you cool and comfy while you are out conquering the world. My tees are a 65 Polyester 35 Cotton blend for softness, to keep you cool, and they won't shrink. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe benefit of a Cranky Tee is that I use sublimation. This means the ink fuses directly to the fabric of the shirt. Even with a full color large graphic, you cannot even feel it. No scratchy or thick transfers that peel or crack. Always super soft with our signature vintage prints. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy shirts are Unisex sizing. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am 5'9\" and 140 lbs. 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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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