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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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The lightweight  fabric is a 65% polyester 35% cotton blend for softness and designed for breathability, keeping you cool and dry. The sublimation process creates long lasting wear because the ink fuses directly to your shirt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhen you choose Cranky you pick super rad, super soft tees that won’t peel or crack. Plus, after a few cycles in the wash, a touch of ink gracefully fades away, leaving behind that signature vintage charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e Thank you for choosing to be Cranky. I appreciate you supporting my small business and my efforts to become the next T-shirt overlord muahahahahaha. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor black and dark shirts, I use a high quality DTF transfer that is guaranteed to last 100 washes. 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